Age of Suspicion

The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.

"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"

by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010

Age of Disfunctionalism

The 21st century.

Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.

by xp72 April 27, 2023

Sacred Age

Spiritual Lynguistic Rapper From Ontario Touching On Subjects From Buvarian Illuminati/The Elite to Paranormal Entities/Wushu.
Wu Watchmen Affiliate.
Creator Of Hip Hop Group Silent Knights

Hip Hop Rap Wu Tang Sacred Age Illuminati Annunaki Paranormal

by AlienGodSun November 9, 2010

aged weed

The crusty dusty dried up weed hidden in tobacco pipes.

I think there’s some aged weed in my pipe broski.

by jefftheheff September 14, 2021

Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing

Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.

by Sallen953 June 5, 2016

ag hill

A place where a bunch of underage kids go to drink four lokos from a local gas station and get hammered after 2 sips and get robbed and jumped by people

Dude were you at ag hill last night? A bunch of my freinds got drunk off four lokos and got jumped by four black guys!

by Saturdays are for the boys October 14, 2017

Age Ratard

Some fucking asshole parent (mostly over 35+) that thinks that some things like mild fake blood will traumatize their kids and turn them into serial murderers and degenerates. They also disregard the fact that maturity isn't defined by age only and that how you raise them will make them more or less mature AND the fact that the acceptance of mild violence and blood in tv shows can toughen you up for your future life.

"Bro, our music teacher is such a fucking age ratard!"
"Yeah, when she lets her 13-year-old students watch a movie before the term ends, she refused to let them watch anime or marvel, but forced them to watch disney instead!"
"Yeah I know, fuck her entire family bro"

by Truth of Commonsense & Reality September 28, 2023