Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale

Hotness: 1-10
Accessibility: 1-10

Take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. That is the offical scale for hotties

"Using the Attractiveness/Accessibility scale, Halle Berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you're grandpa she's a 10 accessibility. So Grandma and Halle Berry are the same!"

by Bakkaratorz September 2, 2006

Gay accent

A boy who is a homosexual and can be identified by the way he speaks.
You know that boy is gay because of his accent.

b metz,
You know that boy is gay because of his accent.
If i wanna have a good time, ill make friends with a boy who has a gay accent

by genive February 13, 2008

access

To be either firm or slack in the vagina or anus

The Bitch was mega, such easy ACCESS

She was crap, it was like fucking a mushroom

by Tugus October 14, 2003

accel

A haem who plays counter stike 1.6 and needs to get a job!

accel- is a right haem

by Razz April 2, 2004

Accelerator

When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.

One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"

by captain assbeard January 19, 2011

racially accepted

a term to describe what is accepted by whites, blacks, and orientals.

black - origin of africa

white - origin of europe

oriental - origin of southeast asia

slavic - russia, and baltic region

brown - origin of indian subcontinent

the whites, blacks, orientals, slavs, and browns, are racially accepted terms, and they should all get along, there is no way but this to call someone to define their ethnic background without offending someone

by Guian Erin May 2, 2007

Access to the monster

To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.

Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.

by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008