Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

Rubber fucked

Having sex with a condom on.

(Not having to worry about stds or pregnancy)

Duuudeeee, i totallly rubber fucked that ho last night.

by Somerandompersonyoudontknow June 28, 2011

Brazilian rubber

Fucking a girl with something instead of a condom. This thing has to be rubber though.

That Brazilian rubber last night was amazing.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018

rubber doodle

1. A collection of kinky entertainment latex\rubber artifacts for AI entities. whatever simulates synthetix, like: a condom, a dildo; Latex Inflatable Anal Tube with Balloon.

2. The timely interaction between AI and organic entities using Rubber Doodles so they can travel back and forth in time in order to prolong orgasm for the rest of eternity to avoid a Premature Ejaculation.

3. .A Google Doodle animated in a loop, traveling back and forth in time. Coined after an animated Google Doodle of traffic light which caused a traffic jam, that, according to conspiracy, aimed at initiating another war in the Middle East, prevented within an inch by a random superhero puppy.

1. With adequate spare rubber doodles, any robot can easily cum.

2. OH, COMMON! COMON! COMON! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! Ad infinitum
3. . Hey, stop this Perpetuum -traffic, or else!
"Or else what?"
Else I'll shift my costume and call the police!
And you will never get away from your rubber doodles! Happy?

by tottal loss January 23, 2016

Rubber lips

Someone with lying lips.

" I must be the one with the rubber lips for claiming my comments was not racist" J. GRUDEN

by TabbiLee October 11, 2021

rubber sponge

A person who argues just to argue, someone who "sponges" up arguments just to make others mad.

Kate is being a rubber sponge about the hotel room.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016