Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

by JimHobbs August 13, 2016

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018

Rubber sucky

Euphemism for sucking on a dildo in the bathtub for someone else's enjoyment.

Dude, your sister posted a rubber sucky on her OnlyFans, and I saw bubbles coming up from the water.

by rosewilting March 20, 2022

Brazilian rubber

Fucking a girl with something instead of a condom. This thing has to be rubber though.

That Brazilian rubber last night was amazing.

by Smackdatfatass May 23, 2016

rubber mop

A mop that is rubber

Wow that mop is made of rubber, making it a RUBBER MOP

by IHaveALotOfFriends July 6, 2017

cunt rubber

one wishes to get that vookie in a desperate way. Also known as a try hard

Also just someone that is irritable and assholish/ petty

that dude was such a "cunt rubber" he stole from that man for no reason

Uh Becky joe was in my dms again hes acting like a cunt rubber

by HellokittyMassacre3 December 30, 2020