Susan

The name of a Karen's mom. If Karen doesn't get her way she will bring Susan into the picture .

Joe: That Karen's mom was a Susan
Frank: Yeah you can tell by her shitty car
Joe and frank: hahahaha

by Dad with no milk August 12, 2022

A Susan...

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

by JBotics November 3, 2023

Everyday Susan

Referencing the popular TV show "Adventure Time." In the third episode of "The Islands" miniseries from the show in the eighth season, Finn the Human puts on insulating material to stay warm in a snow storm only for the weather to rapidly change. He has a large, almost Amazonian female companion named Susan who had appeared in many previous episodes. Finn makes allusions to her for humorous effect on occasion throughout the series. On this episode, once he gets warm, he says, "I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here." The phrase "everyday Susan" may at least subconsciously draw from the phrase "I'm sweatin' like a pig." Pigs are large and ungainly. In that way, Susan has some similarities. An everyday Susan may at the very least be somewhat of a bad connotation and/or a thing one would not necessarily want to be. A commoner, or a plebe, or an undesirable.

I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here!
Who does she think I am? An everyday Susan?
I don't know man. Not much there. Sort of an everyday Susan.

by Stephen W. Hawking September 6, 2019

Go there Susan

When someone says something cool or achieved something good, you can simply reply "Go there Susan"

Jemma: Look Jordan, its my certificate for 100m Breaststroke

Jordan: oooh go there Susan

by ClappedClam August 23, 2017

Golden Susan

when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.

bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1

by unicef is fake December 14, 2022

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Susan Roper (Fish)

This ugly bitch who is a major slut. She only goes for ugly guys. She is fucking crazy and cheats in school. She is a crazy republican and beats up her principal. She cheats on everyone and has a roster of over 50. Her body count is over 1000. Her brother is gay.

Bro did you hear fish got a new boyfriend. Poor guy will get cheated on in a day.

Susan Roper (Fish) gun is pink she cheats on her boyfriends with Scarlett

by scarbb May 22, 2023