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Zack

A wierd person that smells like eggs and looks like an egg. Usually has a small dick and can't get any girls
I'm gonna have pancakes and Zack's for breakfast
by JwnfnSkdoaod December 13, 2016
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Zack

Assholes. Super full of themselves and total tryhards. Like to think they're cool and enjoys picking on females. The kind of guy to get with your ex the day after you broke up.
Person 1: "Damn, Zack seriously did that?"
Person 2: "Uh, yes? He broke up with Brittany to get with Cloe. That's Brit's ex."
by Artiimys May 31, 2018
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Zack

An argumentative prick who always thinks he's right even when he's wrong. Does not hold the record for most deliveries at Wings Over Happy Valley. Incapable of performing that thing on the bar that alpha males and alex can. Also believes his stock ass car is better than a mazda 3. yeah right! that thing took 124 deliveries in one day.
Stop being a zack, texas roadhouse sucks.
by 154Abermuir November 4, 2014
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Zack

Zack ruins marriages with his small dick. Can be frequently be found in the company of multiple "Jennys'" and "Carlys'".
Jenny was the only person successful in being able to locate Zack's extremely tiny dick. To celebrate the pair met up for kisses.
by mynameisnotgrenda January 21, 2015
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Zack Morris Handjob

When you receive a handjob from someone (Male or Female) wearing a Hypercolor T-shirt.
Vince: This Zack Morris Handjob is reminiscent of the early 1990's.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.
by Spaghetti016 September 16, 2009
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Zack

a guy who sits in his room all day and plays skyrim, is to affriad to talk to girls andd does not strive i any sporting activities
zack is a loser
by dahhh boss May 15, 2012
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Uncle Zack

Noun: Any person(s) who occupy the bathroom for an extended period of time while you are defecating.

An Uncle Zack will usually enter the bathroom, be silent, and usually look in the mirror for extended periods. Be careful not to get caught peeking to see if the Uncle Zack has left.
I was done pinching my loaf but couldn't wipe because there was an Uncle Zack in the bathroom.
by ZackD83 December 2, 2009
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