wocker

Someone who is into 'rock' music, but is also into soft pop aka jewel etc

god im such a wocker loving all my iron maiden and stuff...where's my jewel cd?

by gadget ho October 20, 2004

wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

by inreflection February 17, 2013

Willy Wonker

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

worked

to get rocked

Professor Lynch just worked me, or if your roomate paid too much for weed, she got worked.

by bieg and court May 7, 2003

Social Workers

The biggest fucking bitches on the face of the Earth, anyone who ever comes in contact with one should immediately do a 180, and walk straight into the nearest object they see, even if it's sharp or dangerous.

That fucking bitch social workers used me to make themselves look good. I never wanted that minimum wage job in the first place. What's wrong with me?

by Little Izzy January 29, 2009

Workethic

What it takes to be in the American heavy metal band Lamb of God.

At the beginning of Lamb of God's dvd "Walk With Me In Hell", bassist John Campbell is standing in a dressing room reading the words of "inspiration" lining the walls and he comes to "Workethic". The original creators meant to say "Work Ethic" but messed it up, clearly. Campbell decides to poke fun at this and says it as one word.

person 1: You have a lot of workethic.

person 2: Don't you mean "Work Ethic?"

person 1: nope...workethic.

by SmotherednGRAVY December 23, 2009

Workerman

A Man that has sexual endurance

Man is not a man if
((Him a)) no workerman

Taken from Patra's 1993 dancehall hit

by vcboyle January 16, 2012