Wookie Dick

When a man's pubic hair exceedes the size of his dick so much that it is hard to spot his dick in all the hair.

Girl: So how was tom last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!

by Red fox 23 January 19, 2011

Whooligania

A magical land discovered in the desert of California! has unicorns and other magical animals! People are called Whooliganians and they carry around magical pencil sharpeners, ride in the back of trucks and almost get killed by rattlesnakes! Also go on adventures to find the lost children in the desert, while shooting off rockets!

Let me just go get my magical carpet! Then we will be off to Whooligania!

by HolderOfTheMagicalPencilSharpe September 24, 2011

wooki gooch hair

when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.

Ex.

adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?

gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"

adam:no please stop talking.

gomez:dude..NEVER again!

by dilferdue January 3, 2013

wookie foot

The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.

"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.

by Capt. B. Hardon March 20, 2014

wookie porn

Alot of loud noises followed by wet fur. There is alot of friction between 2 furry body's

Mack and Ryan glued fur to their bodys from their dog named destiny. Then they rubbed their giant harry body's together until their fur was soaking wet from all of their sperm(aka wookie jizz) they then stated that was the best wookie porn that they ever had

by DG2053 April 18, 2016

bush-wooki

Commonly associated with the rare herberters, a bush-wooki is an individual who sits in bushes next to a side walk or pathway who waits for the unsuspecting person to walk by, and the bush-wooki touches the person in the ass. If the person doesn't know where the touch came from it was a successful bush-wooki attempt.

There's a bush-wooki on main street, watch out he'll touch your butt.

by no royals March 14, 2015

Gargling Wookie

When a girl with a hairy lip. Deepthroats your penis.

That chick over there with the hairy lip give me a b******* last night and took it all the way down her throat and she started humming and it sound like a gargling wookie

by Jismg April 18, 2016