by someguy May 13, 2005
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1. A stunning, sexy, utterly bang-till-her-brains-fall-out-esque lady. Usually sporting exposed cliterati, ample cleavage, and well-formed buttocks and breasts, perfect for fondling as if there is no tomorrow. Side effects may include and erection lasting more than 4 years, blindness, loose jaw, an affinity for stalking, an affinity for mass ravishings/rapings, a taste for the finer things in life, etc.
1. A stunning, sexy, utterly bang-till-her-brains-fall-out-esque lady. Usually sporting exposed cliterati, ample cleavage, and well-formed buttocks and breasts, perfect for fondling as if there is no tomorrow. Side effects may include and erection lasting more than 4 years, blindness, loose jaw, an affinity for stalking, an affinity for mass ravishings/rapings, a taste for the finer things in life, etc.
Person A: :O
Person B: Oh....my....dear.....god....do you see that girl???
Person A: :O...YESSSSSSSSS
Person B: What a delicious wonder she is...
Person A: :O
Person B: I must have her! (lunges at her body)
GIRL: Ahhhh!!! police!!!!
Police: SON, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER.
Person B: NO! SHE'S MINE! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! I MUST HAVE HER!
Person B: Oh....my....dear.....god....do you see that girl???
Person A: :O...YESSSSSSSSS
Person B: What a delicious wonder she is...
Person A: :O
Person B: I must have her! (lunges at her body)
GIRL: Ahhhh!!! police!!!!
Police: SON, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER.
Person B: NO! SHE'S MINE! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! I MUST HAVE HER!
by rdoobie October 5, 2010
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by Big Shazza March 17, 2021
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- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
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