woman

these bitches will not touch you. that's your uncle's job.
Guy 1: "bro fuck women, me and my uncle smash all the time."
Guy 2: "yeah your uncle's so much better than them anyway."

*woman hears conversation and cries like a little bitch*
by TACO TIDDIES January 10, 2022
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woman

a creature very similar to man. so similar that many have mistaken women for men, and also for members of mankind. and, although woman and man can indeed mate and produce viable offspring, they are clearly not of the same species, characterized by their tendency to be sucubi and a general lack of logical thought processes altogether.
joe: "hey, i met this woman on the internet."
jack: "what, so you're into women now? that's sick man. bestiality is illegal you know."
by dystopiate October 21, 2007
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Woman

What you shout when she's not in the kitchen
by theSUPREMEgender December 22, 2009
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womanizer

A stupid person thats democratic or in other words,basically any democrat.
"Stewart is such a womanizer."
by the black power ranger March 06, 2007
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WOMAN

FINDS REMOTES
Man: "I lost my remote"

Woman: "I'll find it"
by RemoteFinder May 04, 2010
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by BabyWolf September 12, 2010
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Woman

a 'woman' is a creature quite like a man, except that they have two penises on the the upper half of their body, and a small clam like thing down where men have theirs. they normally are better looking than a man, but are much less muscly.
the term 'woman' was originally 'woe for man' but was shortened as the lanuage developed. 'woe for man' came from the fact that men were generally discredited by woman, causing them woe
'you son of a bitch! you couldn't clean the dishes if u tried!'
'stop being such a bitch, woman!'
by hahahilariousnot April 16, 2010
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