1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.
2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.
3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.
3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.
2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?
3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?
3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009

an awesome genre of music based on the awesome harry potter series by jkrowling!! and i feel that ppl that dont give it a chance arent very nice!
Harry and the Potters, The Parselmouths, The Moaning Myrtles, The Whomping Willows, The Remus Lupins!!!
so now you shall go running to myspace to look at those bands and appreciate the wizard rock music!
so now you shall go running to myspace to look at those bands and appreciate the wizard rock music!
by hpfan! March 31, 2008

A ginger on the internet.
by AnonymousScrub67 October 25, 2014

1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.
2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.
2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.
"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"
"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."
"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."
by SandwichWizard III April 25, 2009

An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.
by glambert4life June 24, 2010

by Condog2 July 24, 2012

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.
by Perellio June 11, 2018
