Windows

A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well.

approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...

fook !! my pc has windows xp !!!!!!!!

by zxkry December 7, 2003

Windows

1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering.
2. An OS made by Microsoft, quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in India.

Windows 98 bootup disk... bootup fail...error...ATAPI drive 1 drivers not found...

Wow and I need an OS to install linux.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 21, 2006

Windows ME

A Veriation of windows 98 without Dos.

An Abomination that even microsoft wont acknowledge exists.

Windows ME? what are you stupid?

by theJackal July 28, 2004

Windowsill

A sill for your window (you put stuff on it)

Hey Barry do me a favour and put my goose on the windowsill.

by Sara Eley ur G February 3, 2018

windows fanboy

An ignorant user who thinks that Windows is the best operating system in the world and has every single feature available to it despite many lacking features that are found on Apple's OS X and Linux. They are far greater in number than Apple fanboys and have far less knowledge of technology than general users of all 3 operating systems. They tend to reject facts brought to the table and will disregard the person presenting these facts as "Apple fanboys" despite saying both positive and negative things about the two big companies. They are very similar to social justice warriors and are typically also PC elitists.

In conclusion, do not waste your time with them. They know nothing about technology, feel they are superior, and will berate anyone who has even a basic understanding of computers.

*tech professional comments on technology forum*
ProUser2000: "I like to use a mix of Windows, Mac and Linux to make sure I get every feature I need. They all have their pros and cons and it's hard to choose just one. I don't understand how Apple and Windows fanboys can dedicate themselves to one side."
windowsfanboy101: "YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WINDOWS IS SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN MAC MAC IS SHIT AND YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT FOR USING IT!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!! PC MASTER RACE!!!!!!!!! KYSKYSKYS"
*moderator69 has banned windowsfanboy101 for being a fuck boy*

by Antihater November 22, 2016

Windows

Windows is an common, popular operating system developed by Microsoft. It comes in many improving versions which are released every 1-4 years. It uses a simple point-and-click graphical interface for easy navigation. Windows can be used both for simple tasks that any newbie could carry out, complex operations involving months of coding and studying, and everything in between. Windows used to be highly unstable and prone to crashes, but they fixed that when they made Windows XP. They also got rid of DOS when they made the XP. Some versions are: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Millenium, and Windows XP.

I used to use Windows 98. It could play my old favorites like DooM, but had a lot of problems and frequent, unexplained errors. I have Windows XP now. I mis DooM but not the errors.

by Party Pooper September 11, 2004

Windows

An operating system that is quite easy to install and use. Crashes more often than not ('98 does anyway), but is generally a nice OS for people who want to use a computer AND have a life outside of the house at the same time.

Windows just crashed so I threw my PC out of the window.

by Kris November 4, 2003