David

Absolutely NOT a ninja.

That ninja is obviously NOT a David.

by Fourreelz June 19, 2019

David

the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.

Damn david you looking mighty thicc today

by ThiccNigga26 August 26, 2019

David

Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series

David, your a dick head

by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019

David

An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.

Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"

by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018

David

David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. David’s voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just can’t wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.

Girl: “Wow David is so handsome.”
Boy: “Maybe, but I definitely love his jokes, they’re so funny!”

by tkdmasterright September 19, 2018

David

David is a very weird guy but he is also a very good friend, if u ask him for stuff he most of the time says yes, he is normally famous when he grows up and hes very strong when he works out david is normally white and he is a very awesome and caring person

David is amazing i will never let him go

by LordOfHell0101 October 16, 2020

Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022