2 definitions by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths
The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
Derived from the Latin word Davidinthian, a David is a Norse creature commonly found in it's natural habitat of Norway and can commonly be found in paintings. A David has the ability to screech so loud it scares all its predators within a 17 mile radius. A David is commonly believed to be born in the underworld and is usually summoned via some kids in a school basement. The average height of a full grown David is about 26ft in demon form and 6’3” in human form. If you come across a David of this kind, you will know because it will have no sense of basic interaction and it might yell at you and initiate it’s attack. If you so happen to be in this situation, spray it with frog urine as it is allergic.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020