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the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.
After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !
by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021
mugGet the the angry wifemug.

Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020
mugGet the Wife Rashmug.

trif-wife

This is a trifling hoe who doesn’t need saving she’s gonna cheat and lie and use you for everything she can
Juice wrld: The lil’ ho a trif-wife (Yeah), why you save her? (Uh, uh)
by Doe977 September 9, 2022
mugGet the trif-wifemug.

Machi’s wife

is also Eden
Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy
by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021
mugGet the Machi’s wifemug.

Trucker's wife

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck
Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!
by arakc August 14, 2011
mugGet the Trucker's wifemug.

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months
by shedevil666 December 31, 2016
mugGet the sea wifemug.

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"
by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Sesh Wifemug.

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