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jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.
Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!
by Pepe99 July 10, 2016
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mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.
My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.
by LDL1 April 16, 2020
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Whiskey whispers

When after having consumed an aggressive amount of whiskey, the imbiber loses the ability to speak at a proper volume
Oh, I guess Maurissa has them whiskey whispers (again).
by Creamerica September 21, 2020
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Hedge Whisperer

n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.
Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?

Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.
by Annieger June 22, 2012
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Shit Whisperer

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
*Farts*

Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012
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Bomb Whisperer

Name for special forces personnel who's job is specifically to call for fire or air support (bombs) on targets in a mission area of operations.
Bomb Whisperer to Reaper, fire mission. JDAM to 34.632104, 69.079971, danger close. stand by for authentication...
by b4ctom1 June 15, 2011
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Whisper rap

Really low sounding and more quiet rap music. Rappers such as Saf the Artist are known for using this style.
Person 1: bro, what is this?
Person 2: it’s whisper rap, just listen to beat.
Person 1: ayy this go hard!
by NewslangATL January 6, 2023
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