by DatsSk8erBoi February 10, 2018
An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 02, 2008
The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.
by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009
A modern take on the spaghetti western genre of film, but with an all black cast. Ex: The Harder They Fall.
I love this new trend in Afrocentric westerns. It’s like we’ve got Afro futurism down, so now we’re taking it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!
by B Cubed Fitness November 05, 2021
Have you seen “The Harder they Fall? ”I really love what they’re doing with these Afrocentric western films. We got the future locked down with Afro futurism, now we can take it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!
by B Cubed Fitness November 05, 2021
Have you seen “The Harder they Fall?” I love these Afrocentric takes on older film styles. We should call them cornbread westerns
by B Cubed Fitness November 05, 2021
When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 05, 2024