wee off

exclamation. a softer way of saying "piss off"

- "hey, you!"
- "wee off!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

wee dave

wee dave is a small almost bald like creature who pisses itself all the time and is really abusive to women.it has been known to scavage for leftovers to feed its many offspring.

a wee dave be could living on my couch

by sexyboy99 February 20, 2011

Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 04, 2017

arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 02, 2007

eileen wee

noun -(/aɪˈli n/ eye-LEEN or /ˈaɪli n/ EYE-leen, wee. /wi /.)

state of being in denial, often at times confused, funny but awkward at the same time

"When i crack a joke in the new class, I'm always in eileen wee"

by thetuffnuff January 11, 2018

ghost wee

When you swear you have to pee but you go to pee and get maybe a dribble then ten minutes later it feels like it again.

I can't stand it I was up three times last night with the ghost wee. Or Diana keeps heading to the bathroom probably has the ghost wee's. Everytime billie and I get shithoused she gets a case of ghost wee.

by Devil man Dean Devil January 25, 2011

wee-wow

The recurring shock of a repressed or nagging guilt, imagined or real.

The wee-wow of culpability for the car crash came back with a vengence when he saw the scar on his daughter's chin.

by Raoull November 05, 2010