Ghost watch

A phenomenon where you look at wrist in order to check the time on your watch which you swore you put on before you left the house this morning and realize its not there. Can lead to ridicule if done in response to someone asking for the time and he/she realizes what just took place.

Guy1: "Dude do you have the time"
Guy2: "Yeah sure let me just check" *looks at wrist, realizes there's nothing there*
Guy2: "So...maybe I should ask someone else?"
Guy1: "Goddamn ghost watch...."

by Ism January 15, 2014

watch it fizz

a cockney Warning

" hay, watch it fizz "

by the duck is bad October 24, 2017

blazen watch

a gorgeous brilliant diamonded out watch with no time cause we on no ones time

wifey: where we goin
veteran: dont matter check yo blazen watch straight blaze there

by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018

thirst-watching

When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.

This weekend I did some severe thirst-watching of Timothee Chalamet.

by fartexploder December 29, 2022

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010

Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.

"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*

by Ratticus_Finch July 17, 2022

Watch hogger

Someone who holds up traffic to see someone else's misery.

Also known as a rubber necker, gaper, or lookyloo.

Some guy had a flat tire on the shoulder and there were three lanes of watch hoggers causing a mile long traffic jam, so I was late for work.

by TG01 October 16, 2020