Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

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WalkerSweeney

A boy. Quite short in height. Has a tall ego. Very straight to the point. Sexuality is a matter he describes as, “ It’s like Ice-Cream, I want to every flavor, and like the f**k out of them.” His friends are limited. His nose is extended. He has slept with an entire continent.

“I just saw a video where 2 guys did stuff together, they are such WalkerSweeneys.”

by anonymous February 27, 2025

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wacker

Wacker is a derogatory targeted towards overweight transgender porn addicts. It's one of the worst things you can call a person. The website known as 4chan.org has spread term "TWD" all over the internet. TWD stands for "Total Wacker Death".

Man from Utah: Hey bro I was just masturbating to scat porn but my wifi stopped working. Day ruined.
Regular person: WTF!! Are you a fucking wacker??

by kasapin April 3, 2025

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Wickersplit

Wickersplit" is like a magical word that mostly means split willow or split cane, which are super cool materials used to make all sorts of baskets and hampers that are strong and bendy! But wait, there's more! This fun term is also linked to a musical wizard named Wiseyoungfool, who has an album and some catchy tunes called "Wickersplit!"

Why, just yesterday, Aunt Petunia rode into town on a unicycle wearing a feathered boa and shouting, “Don’t forget your wickersplit, Reginald, or the llamas will never vote us into the marmalade council!”

by girthquake998 June 24, 2025

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