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A website used by people in school just to go straight to sources and use that as a source instead, so they won't get in trouble by their stupid teacher in middle/high school
"No Wikipedia, it's not correct!"
"I'll make sure that your body doesn't have any sources"
by subway572 October 14, 2022
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A trusted site that overcomplicates very simple things. For example: 1 (one, also called unit, and unity) is a number and a numerical digit used to represent that number in numerals. It represents a single entity, the unit of counting or measurement. For example, a line segment of unit length is a line segment of length 1. In conventions of sign where zero is considered neither positive nor negative, 1 is the first and smallest positive integer.1 It is also sometimes considered the first of the infinite sequence of natural numbers, followed by 2, although by other definitions 1 is the second natural number, following 0.
Wikipedia: *uses big words that smol peepl cannot understand
by God of family-friendliness January 5, 2022
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Douchebag Wikipedia

The Bob and Tom Show's, specifically Josh Arnold's, definition of the Urban Dictionary
Isn't the Urban Dictionary the definition of the Douchebag Wikipedia?
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Wikipedia

Ah, Wikipedia, the crowning jewel of the internet's dissemination of knowledge, or so it proclaims. Here, in this vast expanse of cyberspace, self-proclaimed enlightened geniuses appoint themselves as the gatekeepers of truth. With a flourish of their keyboards, they weave narratives, handpicking sources with the precision of artists selecting their colors, ensuring each one aligns perfectly with their carefully curated perspectives. These chosen facts, plucked from the tree of knowledge with discerning taste, are then presented to the world as irrefutable truths, as if etched into the very fabric of reality by the quill of knowledge itself. Venture forth to challenge these sacred scriptures, and find yourself embarking on a quixotic quest. For to question the gospel according to Wikipedia's elite is to commit digital heresy. Attempt to rectify, to edit, to dare suggest an alternative view, and watch as the guardians of this digital domain descend upon you. With a few swift keystrokes, they smite your contributions, casting them into the abyss of the internet's forgotten memories.

And should you persist, daring to challenge the sanctity of their so-called facts, a more severe punishment awaits. Your very means of contribution, is excommunicated. Your IP address, now deemed a heretic’s banner, is banished, cast out into the outer darkness of the online world. There, you'll find yourself among the other lost souls who dared to question, to challenge, to think differently.
Thus, Wikipedia stands, a towering ivory tower of self-righteous knowledge, its foundations supported by the echoes of those it has silenced. It remains an untouchable church of information, where only the anointed may preach. Here, in this pantheon of selective truth, the power of knowledge is wielded like a sword, cutting down dissenters and elevating the chosen narratives to the status of holy writ.
by The Banished April 27, 2024
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Wikipedia

hey imma go fuck up wikipedia
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wikipedia shit

A game played using wikipedia in which most of the good words from the urban dictionary are entered into wikipedia to see if any of the results will be funny (most of them are)
by Charlie Row October 18, 2008
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a reliable source that is somehow not allowed in text citations
"Wikipedia does not count."
"Wikipedia is not a reliable source."
"Don't even ask if you can use Wikipedia."
"Wikipedia is useful in understanding the basics of a subject."
by Druff, Dan September 23, 2017
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