Derby wife

Roller derby term. The team-mate who will ride in the ambulance with you when you break yourself.

"Tina's my derby wife, she came to hospital with me when I broke my ankle."

by DerbyDoll June 2, 2018

trif-wife

This is a trifling hoe who doesn’t need saving she’s gonna cheat and lie and use you for everything she can

Juice wrld: The lil’ ho a trif-wife (Yeah), why you save her? (Uh, uh)

by Doe977 September 9, 2022

Mother Wife

Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.

Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater

“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”

by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 18, 2022

Machi’s wife

is also Eden

Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy

by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021

Mexico Wife

A woman who gets married in Mexico (or another country) where it’s not legally binding in the United States.

She insisted on getting married so he made her a Mexico Wife so she couldn’t later divorce him and take his cash.

by Juan_Carlito May 11, 2021

the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.

After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !

by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021

wife plot

A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).

I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!

by MarionB December 22, 2022