wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner February 19, 2012

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Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"

by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012

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One eyed wal-eye

A penis.

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.

by Brodaaaaaaa September 15, 2011

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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

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Wal

The constructed space between the wall and the ceiling. Usually doesn't have a purpose, just for looks.

The two Ls in 'wall' represent how one wall represents how one wall acts as two walls, one for each room - a wall can only be a wall. The ceiling can act as either the roof or the base of the floor for the next level. The Wal, however, is neither, and can only be the Wal. It can only be present as separate Wals in one room (hence the singular L).

What is that weird piece between the wall and the ceiling? Is it a ceiling or a wall?

Oh, that's the Wal, it really doesn't have a purpose.

by thatp January 14, 2024

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