Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.

I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!

by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is a Vitamin that can only be activated by going to your local pharmacy, buying 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges, and then taking a Nicotine lozenge while saying the words, "I Quit!". Then, you quit the relationship with a golddigger, quit a job with a greedy boss, quit trying to get higher and higher grades to impress a dad that will only be impressed with Detron multiverse brain or higher, or other unpleasant situation.

Dave: *goes to the pharmacy.

*Buys 4mg Nicotine lozenges.

Dave's golddigger girlfriend not appreciating Dave got shredded for himself and for her: Where's my phone?!

Dave: *Tries 4mg Nicotine lozenges.

Dave: I Quit! I'm enjoying Vitamin Q with the help of Vitamin N.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 3, 2025

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is Quit. It's when you quit something. Like when you quit smoking with Nicotine lozenges or quit sending your golddigger girlfriend money.

Tony: My Girlfriend doesn't appreciate that I got buff for her and only wants money. I'm gonna take Vitamin Q. I Quit.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is when you quit something.

Tony: This relationship sucks. I'm trying Vitamin Q.

Tony: *Walks away.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025

vitamorphosis

A sudden, sovereign pivot from passive existence into deliberate, passionate and head-on living.

Pivotal character development towards life under existential pressure.

The opposite of suicide — not as in survival, but as in pro-living declaration.

Emerged from internet philosophy circles.

See also vivemaxxing.

He didn't commit suicide that day. Not him. Instead he committed vitamorphosis.

She didn’t just get better — that was full-on vitamorphosis.

You don’t plan a vitamorphosis. You survive one.

by muscular mus musculus February 20, 2026

Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is short for Quit or Vitamin Quit. Sometimes, you need to quit relationships because they have been toxic lately.

Tony: I'm quitting this relationship, Ritter. It's toxic.

Ritter: You can't quit. You're supposed to bark like a dog.

Tony: I'm taking 4mg of Vitamin Q!

*Walks away.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025

Vitamin C

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid and ascorbate found in oranges and other citrus fruits. It's very important. Without Vitamin C, you get scurvy.

Vitamin C is also code for Caffeine (Coffee, Monster energy drinks, Celsius energy drinks, Arizona energy drinks, Venom energy drinks, Coca Cola, Pepsi). Vitamin C is used by high schoolers and college students everywhere.

Vitamin C is also code for Concerta (Methylphenidate. D-Methylphenidate + L Methylphenidate.). Concerta is used by many college students to help them study, and it's stronger than Caffeine.

Vitamin C is code for Cathine and Cathinone (but mostly Cathinone) extracted from Khat plants. Also can refer to Methcathinone. Basically, Cathinones (like 3-MMC and 4-MMC) in general. Khat also has Phenylpropanolamine and Phenylpropanoneamine.

I ate oranges and drank orange juice and have Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid). No scurvy for me!

Mmmm. Vitamin C drink (Monster energy drink) with B Vitamins. Time to study!

Hello! I got my Vitamin C (Concerta 72mg) to get through all my classes.

I got Vitamin C (Cathinone + Cathine from Khat juice) to help me study. I also got Vitamin C (Methcathinone). And also Vitamin C (3-Methylmethcathinone) to party later.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025