A big penis. Larger than a regular penis, one you probably wouldn't recieve on a night out or from your boyfriend.
by jakehodges9 May 25, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.The type of penis that is once in a year type. Opposite of "boyfriend dick" , the type you can take every day.
by big dick weed racer eraser June 13, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
Get the "castle in the air" vacation cottage mug.When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.
Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
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Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break
by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.
Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.
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