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vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.
Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break
by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016
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vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.
Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.
by Supergrl2577 June 16, 2016
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Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.
Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025
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West Virginia vacation

Two first or second female cousin and a non family male.
Do you want to go to the pool with me and my cousin, we are really cute and can have a West Virginia vacation.
by West Virginia vacation June 15, 2017
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Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick that has an asshole person connected to it. But is big enough to make you like the person anyways
Lance and his friggin vacation dick.
boyfriend dick
by Michaellingo June 11, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.
Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen
by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016
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