penis vacuum

Simply stated, a polite term for a cocksucker.

Fuck you, you worthless little penis vacuum!!!

by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024

Greatness can't exist in a vacuum

No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!

Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

Vacuum Guy

Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'

'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'

'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'

by timeforacatnap April 1, 2024

Quantum Vacuum Technologies

Tech that exploits the properties of the quantum vacuum—not empty nothingness, but a seething sea of "zero-point energy" where virtual particle pairs constantly pop in and out of existence. These technologies aim to extract energy, create propulsion, or manipulate forces by interacting with this underlying energetic activity of supposedly empty space.

Example: The hypothetical "Casimir engine." By using incredibly precise nanoscale plates, you harness the quantum vacuum pressure. Virtual particles of certain wavelengths can't fit between the plates, creating a net pressure from the more energetic vacuum outside that pushes them together. A cyclic engine could theoretically convert this push into usable work, literally getting power from the restless activity of nothingness. Quantum Vacuum Technologies.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026

Quantum Vacuum Engineering

The active manipulation of the quantum vacuum's state and properties on a macroscopic scale. This goes beyond tapping its energy; it's about "programming" the vacuum in a region of space, altering its ground state or the rules by which virtual particles fluctuate. Think of it as rewriting the local operating system of reality to change fundamental constants or enable exotic phenomena.

Example: Creating a "Klein Barrier" around a ship—a region of engineered vacuum where the probability of electron-positron pair production is suppressed. This would render the region virtually impervious to certain high-energy radiation, as the particles carrying that radiation would be unable to manifest from the vacuum near the hull. You're not adding armor; you're reprogramming the empty space itself to be hostile to incoming energy. Quantum Vacuum Engineering.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026

Spacetime Vacuum Technologies

Tech that merges the concepts of spacetime geometry and quantum vacuum energy. It treats the vacuum not just as an energetic sea, but as a geometric entity whose curvature and energy density are linked (as in General Relativity's cosmology constant). These technologies would seek to harvest energy or influence gravity by manipulating this spacetime-vacuum relationship.

Example: A "Lambda Cell," a power source that creates a controlled, microscopic region of altered spacetime curvature (like a tiny, engineered dark energy bubble). The pressure difference between this region's vacuum energy density and the surrounding normal vacuum could be harnessed to do work—literally using engineered, local spacetime expansion as a battery. It's drawing power from the same principle that accelerates the universe's expansion. Spacetime Vacuum Technologies.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026