Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

penny up a wall

the process of a group of boys pissing up a wall, closest to hit the top of the wall wins

schoolboys bunking school decided to play penny up a wall to see who is the best.

by matthew vickers January 21, 2009

booking up a mountain

To climb a mountain trail with vigor and determination

Joshua Quitter began a recent article in Time magazine about a Palm's Pre, profiling the man who created it, writing on June 15, 2009: "A few weeks ago, Jon Rubinstein
was booking up a mountain the side of Mount Tamalpais in......"

by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009

Favred up a creek with no nig knife

fucked

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.

by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011

Set up a tent

A sex position where a man lays on the floor and the sex partner rides him. The boner of the laying person refers to a pole for a tent, and act of riding refers to setting up the tent. It can shortly be called as "tenting".

Hey sexy, 'd you want to head back in and set up a tent?

by <34DD April 6, 2015

whipped up a meringue

A term used when a man (or woman) rubs the female clitoris really fast,

Jenny stayed home a whipped up a meringue.

by My European Lover June 16, 2016

Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch

"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"

by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016