tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

shelf tops

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

by FSU Austin January 12, 2007

twossted

to get drunk, high, generally fucked up.
usually you have to get really messed up before you're twossted.
see crunked

last night i was sooo twossted

by Greg Van Arsdale May 3, 2004

twoasted

adj. - a drunken buzz that usually onsets quickly.

..twoasted of the hizzy fo' shizzy my nizzy...

by Andy Mack September 25, 2005

twopointopian

a derogatory term (for some) describing fanatics who enthusiastically support technology or philosophies described as "2.0" or "next generation"

Bob wants us to communicate via Twitter only. He's such a twopointopian!

by chicken soprano January 10, 2009

twospace

A period of intense connection between two lovers, to the exclusion of all other people, things, bodily needs, etc. Commonly early in relationship (see NRE) but can spontaneously occur at any time.

Caution: extended periods of 2space may result in dehydration, malnutrition, and strangers telling you to "Get a Room!"

We were so deep in twospace we missed all the parties!

by C and V May 20, 2008

Twop hoe

Dirty pussy female

Ta'mika is a twop hoe.

by Shorti_K January 3, 2009