twat

Past tense of tweet. As in for twitter

I twat on twitter yesterday about the excellent steak dinner I had.

by jaystar403 July 25, 2011

lock twat

Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".

by Sully baby March 1, 2009

twat broom

The mustache of a cunnilingus aficionado. Generally bushy, and smelling slightly of poon juice, thereby offering a lingering olfactory reward to the twat broom's owner.

Dude, how can you rock that twat broom, when it totally interferes with your consumption of the david lee roth?

The twat broom requires some sacrifices, but also offers certain rewards that defy description in polite society.

You mean like how your face always smells like a pussy?

Exactly!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 12, 2010

Twat Tight

When 2 or more females start hanging out too much and begin cycling together. Therefore, wrecking everyones lives around them.

Dude your girlfriend is being a bitch lately. Shes becoming twat tight with that whore we know.

by JamesBong aka Agent 00420 September 1, 2010

Twat Chops

Forceful hand attacks toward a woman's twat to force her into submission when being disobedient.

My twat chops work wonders when my wife violates the house rules. "laura was being a drater so I twat chopped that hoe"

by ladrater October 18, 2010

tuna twat

1. a vagina that smells like tuna or fish
2. a smelly cunt

"tara has the worse case of tuna twat"

by Criz April 8, 2004

Twat Earl

Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.

Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"

Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!

by Orlando Prestidge and Matt Lund January 23, 2008