urinal turner 

A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.

"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"

"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"

urinal turner by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017

Lauren Turner 

A pretty cool girl who’s has swag. She really likes Doritos and kit kats. Also a clout master.

Do you see that cool person with the clout goggles over there? Must be Lauren Turner

Lauren Turner by Fish Brain December 15, 2017

Alex Turner 

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

Alex Turner by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

Tina turner 

Someone who rolls Canabis joints without enough tobacco inside it. Usually Turner tobacco a really harsh tobacco

Hey At least you didn’t smoke Abdul’s Tina turner spliff

Tina turner by Smokeyeastwood May 14, 2018

Preston Turner 

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street

Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.

Preston Turner by Sarah’s July 3, 2018

Lauren Turner 

She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s athletic, and likes to compete. She can change the most stubborn people’s minds. Lauren is beautiful in every aspect, from her Smile and her eyes, to her intelligence and her sense of humor. Being around Lauren will make you a better person, because she’s such an amazing person herself. If you ever get the chance to be around Lauren, don’t take it for granted. You can learn so much from her. Her trust is something you should value greatly, and she is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. She makes life so much better. Don’t ever let her go.

Wow, I’m so lucky that Lauren Turner is my girlfriend

Lauren Turner by Cantguardgabe37 November 20, 2018

zoe turner 

proper proper sexy chink. has a sexy dick and is so sexy in general. a boy named brandon parr stole the chinko from me, buh oh well he was too sexy for me anyway. have a good night x x x

see that zoe turner, she’s the sexiest chink going ygm bmt

zoe turner by sexy l February 18, 2019