The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
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Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
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