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fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.
1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"
by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012
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let's go on a trip

Let's get high on acid. A "trip" is experienced when you're under the influence of a drug.
Hey kids, let's go on a trip. I'll bring the drugs!!1!
by iamgodlol January 3, 2015
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trip sit

to watch or babysit friends while they are on some kind of substance; to make sure your friends dont get into trouble or go completely insane while theyre high.
im not gonna roll tonight, im gonna trip sit the guys.
by ribbitboing November 22, 2006
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talkin' trip

*while drunk* bill: dude, I have to go to the store!
*sober* joe: bill what are you talkin about?
bill: I SAID WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!
joe: bro, you're just talkin' trip right now
by babygirlonlin3 June 3, 2011
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trip the light fantasstic

when someone fucks up everything they have with someone who's body (esp. the nether regions) they are obsessed with
J.D. had the best of both worlds for a while....but he chose to trip the light fantasstic- now he needs to live with his decision
by Meadow Soprano October 25, 2005
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businessman's trip

really really intense drug (its real name is DMT or dimethyltryptamine) which is chemically related to shrooms and structurally related to LSD, but so much more intense. It is also found in peoples brains in really small amounts.
Last night we freebased some businessman's trip and the elves came to see me man!!
by dan May 15, 2004
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robo-trip

After ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan, found in over-the-counter cough medication (Robotussin, Vicks 44), a person will begin to robo-trip.

Robo-tripping often involves itchiness, a tell-tale walk, fruitless masturbation marathons, and speech that makes no sense.
Tony: "What the fuck is wrong with him? He keeps rubbing his fucking face, dude, sketchy as hell."

Ahmed: "Nah, it's cool, he does that all the time. He's on a mad robo-trip."
by sanfud n sun May 11, 2006
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