Texticles

Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking.

Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.

by Dan Linnaeus November 27, 2012

Testicle

The name of the most tender part of the steak. This should only be used at dinner parties with large groups of family.

Johnny: Hey mom save me the testicle! It's my favorite part of dinner!

by SuccleMyToes May 8, 2018

Testicle gremlin

A woman and/or slut whore bitch ass hoe who can't stay away from testicles... she is physically incapable of avoiding testicle. No matter the testicle, chode, mandingo, mixed with a few STD's. It don't matter to the testicle gremlin.

Person 1: oh you see that testicle gremlin over there?
Person 2: oh yeah, she sucked Ben Codey's sweet potato dick and now she can't stay away.
Person 1: ew such a testicle gremlin, doesn't she know how many STD's he has!

by Mummy.vegetable November 5, 2018

Bitch Testicle

Bitch Testicle is a curse word (or phrase) to be used in times of forgetfulness, humour or when something bad happens.

Mom: Tommy, your cat pissed in the laundry hamper again all over your new suit.
Tommy: BITCH TESTICLE! Damn cat!

by derkkkkkkkka May 25, 2011

Testicles

Male's genitals

Your testicles are small.

by Richard Headd October 1, 2015

testicles

Sweet treats often purchased at a supermarket or dairy.

Bob to Mark: O can i please have some of your testicles?
Mark to Bob: Sure man what are friends for?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

testicles

Ball's, Nutt's, Rock's. Sounds like a term Car mfg. should have capialized on.

Take the first two TESTICLE'S off the assembly line to the proving grounds. We'll use them as; TESTvehICLE'S.

by James January 16, 2004