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High Tech High School

High Tech High School is a public magnet high school in North Bergen, New Jersey. It is filled with an increasing number of students each and every year with retarded little freshmen. The whole entire school is filled with pot heads of all ages and sizes, which is where High Tech High School gets its name. Usually an astounding number of incoming freshmen come to this school thinking they will achieve flawless, superlative grades only to come out half drunk with a gram of dub in their mouth.

High Tech's performing arts (dance) program is filled with countless numbers of gay homosexuals and whores who believe that they can dance. This almost makes the entire program a huge LGBT club. The science program is filled with teachers who could do with an ESL class. Science majors are full of orthodox Muslims who literally reference Allah in everything that they say, and Chinks and Curry-smelling Indians who masturbate to multivariate calculus. The other programs in the school is full of so much shit that taking a shit on it will make my shit look bad. Therefore, it is not worth talking about, aforementioned in the above entry.
The programs are shit, the students are shit, and the teachers are shit. What more could anyone ask for in a blue ribbon school?
Student 1: Dude, what school do you go to?
Student 2: I go to High Tech High School...
Student 1: Yo you got some dope?
Student 2: Dude don't even, just walk into the school and you get high as fuck.
by lasercat October 7, 2013
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Cass Tech

Cass Tech is a high school in Detroit that houses 2000 students that had to test to get in.Cass tech is known for its alumni,cultural minority diversity ,good test scores and world class nerds and jocks.To maintain enrollment in cass you must keep an overall of 2.5. Which is very easy to do.Teachers are very strict and will not hesitate to give you a D of F.expecially the honors/ap teachers.Cass Tech is known for the best band in the land.CTMB (cass tech marching band).The amount of personallity that one experiences at cass is parllel to the various sizes of shits that one takes in a life time.There are various opportunities to be used at cass. Like the over 30 sports teams and 35 + clubs and organizations.
I choose to go to Cass Tech instead of King High School because of the academic challenges.
by AndrinoGiardino June 29, 2009
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tech-retard

a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!
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i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!

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Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!
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Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.
I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.
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Linus Tech Tips

Canadian tech youtuber, most known for his constant usage of RGB and his usage of overkill computer parts. Also manages to cram in sponsors every second.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Linus Tech Tips video?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome! He built a PC that can run Red Dead Redemption 2 at 500 FPS
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One Stop Tech Forum

A forum that puts everything tech related in one place.
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Tech

a 9mm assault pistol made by the Intratec company in Miami, Florida. favored by gangstas in the hood because the retail price is only about $300.
them niggaz betta watch it, i packin' my tech.
by duece February 4, 2004
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