trackerpants

Clothing with sewn in RFID security tags, rather than the pin on plastic type removed at the store, or ones stuck to the hang tags. Very commonly used by the Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic. Despite the "remove before wearing" printed on them, they're very frequently not noticed in items made of heavier material, particularly pants, until you go through a security gate at a store and beep. First you wave any bags you're carrying through, and find nothing beeps.

Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.

Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.

Trackerpants. They're out to get you.

(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)

*security beeper goes off*
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"

by roxyhead March 29, 2009

Tractor Punch

Grabbing onto a shoulder for leverage when violently fisting your partner/victim.

Fisting $5
Violent fisting $10
Tractor punch $20
Tractor Punch Approved.

by MarlinedbyClowns October 16, 2010

Tracklements

Tracklements is another name for a sauce or condiment like ketchup or mustard.

- Have you got any tracklements to go with my chips?

by tonibabe November 15, 2010

track house

The Trap and the crack house combined in perfect union

Sam said Velma stay outta the track house... Your to high to make that deal!!!!

by rodcocker June 16, 2017

trackianity

A religion centered on the worship of track and field gods, and based around the temple of the track.

My religion is trackianity

by TrackieGodWorshipper November 6, 2017

track home

The one look achieved when you've reached the height of plastic surgery. Duck lips, Botox, and silicon everything.

When I watch reality Tv, it's hard to tell these Track Homes apart.

by David Hern December 12, 2017

Tractor Trollop

A female that frivolously uses Farmers Only

Will Smith - “You should see this slut I met on Farmers Only”
Jaden Smith - “Dad, have some class, they prefer the name Tractor Trollop”

by Jakerweezy June 15, 2018