one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

by your best idiot April 26, 2010

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

Toots

Toots is the name of a gorgeous woman. She is loved by her family and constantly surrounds herself with them. Her nicknames include:
-Tootsie Roll
-Mama Bear
-Tootsy

“Hey what’s your moms name again?”
“Toots, why?”
“What kind of name is that?”
“A really pretty one”

by Alovingperson March 9, 2020

Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.

Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks

by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020

Turkey toots

When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.

Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots

by Primopig December 25, 2018

Toot or Boot

Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.

Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?

by gdad February 12, 2024