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Toolio Iglesias

Some one who is a tool, jerk, loser etc.
by Julio00132 July 21, 2009
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Tool

That guy is a fuckin tool
by BiggD1 October 2, 2010
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Tool

people that keep writing the same definition for tool
by luisgomezz March 30, 2011
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Conformist Tool

Someone who's both a conformist and a tool. This essentialy means they do whatever it takes to fit in with their idea of what's "cool" (almost always trying to hard and further preventing it)and often let themselves be used and taken advantage of by their "friends". Rather than being a redundant statement, seeing as a conformist and a tool are the same thing to everyone who isn't anal enough to give a shit, the repetition seems to just strengthen the meaning.
Adam:Hey guys! Check out my new {Generic Gangsta Rapper}
T-shirt. Michael bought it for me after I drove him to the concert, paid for his and all his friend's tickets then drove them back to my place where they had a massive party and totally trashed the place. Isn't it cool?

The conformist tool should then be beaten to death by everyone within earshot.
by Shayden March 5, 2008
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Déjà Tool

The irresistible feeling that there are lyrics of a Tool song about the topic of conversation or private thought.
"It's crazy how much violence and scandal they can get away with on TV these days"
"Yeah man, and people can watch it and not even bat an eye! Completely desensitized..."
"I'm getting Déjà Tool something fierce right now"
"Shoulder deep, brother, shoulder deep"
by Cookie Duster October 18, 2013
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Tool Aisle

More toolish than a toolbox. Someone who is worthy of an entire isle of tools such as Home Depot. Yet they are not quit toolish enough to fill the whole store.
Eric Standring and Christopher Martin Simon are tool aisles. Combined they make a store.
by Boston Pancake Audtions December 14, 2008
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tool bag

a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.
skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.
by deezo May 4, 2005
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