When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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Get the Tietoon mug.First words you’ll ever hear talking to a Tietjen is “Do you have food?” Might actually be the biggest beggar you’ve ever met in your entire life. WILL steal your lunch tray if you leave it out too long. Roughhouses a lot with his friends. Low key sounds like a balloon with air coming out of it as he speaks. Ladies man, gets that bag. HUGE EIGHTY INCH PP. All the ladies love him, and men wanna be him. Can turn any girl on with a stare, even some guys. DONT mess with Tietjens girls, because he can bench 3200 pounds. Has a bra collection at his house from all his hoes.
by Bus18 April 29, 2024
Get the Tietjen mug.The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.
Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."
by Hym Iam September 15, 2025
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only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs
sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.
treking may be needed if local stock is low
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs
sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.
treking may be needed if local stock is low
by humbugbumflap January 10, 2008
Get the milk theft mug.The act of mimicking or copying another persons MySpace profile from pictures to blurbs in order to confuse or embarrass them.
"When I looked at my Top 8 and saw my own face staring back at me, I knew I was a victim of mydentity theft."
by ael83 November 2, 2008
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Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.
Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.
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