Theo (dore)

Usually a crackhead. Theo requires military-grade tranquilizers to function throughout the day. You might see Theo's spawn after watching enough Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Theo sacrificed dick points at birth to invest them into speech speed. Be wary of Theo as he might bore you with anime lore.

"Have you seen Theo (dore)?"
"Nah, hes prolly playing Overwatch and downing tylenol"

by ZuccoMode March 22, 2022

Max and theo

Just married

Yo did max and theo get married
Yeah but i wasn't there

by Soap112 September 29, 2021

theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.

Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.

by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023

Theo

There are 5 types of theos. The bad boy skater one, usually blonde. The one that plays with girls emotions. The sporty one who's probably really tall. The one that does anything to impress a girl, they've probably bleached their hair. And the creepy one.

Girl 1: oh i met a guy called theo today, he's kinda cute
Girl 2: what type of theo was he?
Girl 1: bad boy, blonde skater boy
Girl 2: ok, make sure he isn't weird or manipulative

by I.speak.the.truth,deal.with.it July 20, 2021

Theo McIntosh

He is a sexy fucking man who makes the best content in the whole of YouTube.

Theo McIntosh is flippin’ sexy

by Theo McIntosh March 14, 2021

Theo

a severely retarded person who can't spell nor has a life due to the fact of he can't get WOMEN FRRIENDS nor normal friends.(has a tiny cock)

Theo you should jump off a cliff

by Hairy Whore Of Nigeria July 25, 2022

A Theo

The act of fake hooking up with someone to be a clout chaser and get men clout. To pull a Theo takes a lot of coward ness.

that kid faked hooking up with natasha. He do be pulling a Theo tho.

by Andre gay March 2, 2020