Wiggling

When one is unable to achieve an erection and can’t give even the slightest weinering. It is considered wiggling, which is defined as the continued act of mashing one’s article in order to stimulate the clitorus, thereby considered sexually competent enough to not be gay.

Last night, upon leaving the bar after last call with a 2/10, I couldn’t provide an adequate weinering, which subsequently led me to supplying her with a vigorous wiggling, therefore I nailed her. Not gay.

by eL_dao January 11, 2025

Diggle wiggle biggle

when there’s a huge problem you would say “oh diggle wiggle biggle!! this is INSANE!”

teacher: your failing my class
you: UGH what a diggle wiggle biggle! 🤬

by ooga booga ur mom March 20, 2022

Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

group wiggle

When your in a room full of people and all of their phones buzz at the same time, because you all share a group message.

person 1 *phone buzzes*
person 2 *phone buzzes*
person 3 *phone buzzes*
person 4 "man, I wish I was a part of a group wiggle"
person 2 "ill add you, bro"

by wormlord20 February 4, 2022

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

Wiggle

1)To have one's identity "borrowed" for lame, joking purposes only.

2)The best assistant treasurer in the history of mankind.

Joe got Wiggled when the sports page erroneously attributed a quote to him, when a backstabbing co-worker did it instead.

by TARDBOY70 August 23, 2004