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Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019
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Charlotte sloth

A very slow creature with long greasy hair but a good figure
"Why is she walking so slow?"
"She must be a charlotte sloth"
by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025
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Sloth Nation

A society of the dankest sloths in the world, most members have to be very sloths and really sexy.
Sloth Nation is growing into a lifestyle.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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Sid the sloth

Simply another name fir someone called Rory
by 34236tfhf4eb April 7, 2020
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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slothful

NOUN:
sloth·ful
/ˈsləʊθfʊl/ 🔊
a lazy feeling when gaming without a clear purpose and feeling bored. all about being unproductive and not making much sense.
SIMILAR: idle, boredom, laziness.
"During the long summer break, Mark often fell into a slothful state, spending hours gaming aimlessly, feeling unproductive and bored without a clear purpose."
by therealbestfriend October 1, 2023
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