by Shaquan Johnson August 05, 2008
The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.
1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.
Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.
Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
by CanadianBadass March 24, 2014
~Verb
A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".
Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.
It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".
Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.
It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.
Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"
Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"
Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
by Gazzardo March 03, 2015
by BDeezyC June 07, 2009
by funking re-re December 24, 2015
Much alike hogging, this is a judgement on the size of a splosher your no standards, man-whore flatmate has brought back home after a night out. It is simply out of ten - the greater the number the harder it is for her to fit down the corridor of your shitty student flat ie. a ten may require grease or a pole.
"Oh shit Tom's bagged a large girl. She must be an eight on the corridor scale. Fetch the butter or I'm not gonna be able to get out the front door for work."
by Dirty Dazzy-D June 08, 2006
A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.
by H4U May 17, 2007