me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
by 123beetree June 9, 2019
Get the The Ines Scalemug. A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.
Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.
Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?
Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?
Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
by xMillzee September 30, 2016
Get the Attraction Scalemug. ~Verb
A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".
Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.
It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".
Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.
It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.
The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.
Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"
Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"
Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"
by Gazzardo March 3, 2015
Get the Sad Scalemug. by BDeezyC June 6, 2009
Get the Rape Scalemug. A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.
by H4U December 27, 2008
Get the H Scalemug. measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor
normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.
normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.
by a February 18, 2007
Get the squishy scalemug. A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon
"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."
Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...
DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."
Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...
DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.
by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008
Get the Meat Scalemug.