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leading man

What da hotheaded and full-of-himself animal-trainer character Hynes viewed himself as when contemptuously walking Lassie and da rest of da Duke of Rudling's prized pets on a leash. After da equally-temperish-but-fairer-and-more-sensible-minded upper-crust squire finally "sacked" said "utter nincompoop" lackey, I'm assuming dat he then didn't think of himself as quite such an entitled charming expert in furry four-legged-creature husbandry.
Much as he hated to admit it, da Duke saw how much better of a "leading man" dat Sam Carraclough would make than da incompetent bungling Cockney whom he'd previously employed to look after his animals.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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Lead Jaw

A. When Your mouth fills up with blood and becomes heavy.

B. Rocka Punch to the Jawline, Fill Mouthline with blood and fill like Lead Jaw.
Pub Brawls = Nice Glass or Lead Jaw, Anyway it end with Jaw
by Ben Maximus decimus meridious October 19, 2010
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swat lead

A simple abbreviation of smoke weed and then pop bottles; used mainly for kids under 21 so that their parents won't know what they're really doing
Jon: "Are we still gonna swat lead this weekend?"

Mark: "Fuck yeah man"
by Jon D.W. Brown May 7, 2008
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THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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Lead Genocide

The act of erasing or discarding entire sheets of work due to a small, but significant, error.
Josh had to commit lead genocide on his Thermodynamics homework when he realized he wrote down the wrong problems.
by pvnrt September 5, 2011
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All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.
Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."
by cruevhs February 16, 2024
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Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
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