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Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.
look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.
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Susan

Wow susans such a great Mom! What a badass.
by Jozzzieee April 26, 2022
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Susan

Based on Susan Walters, an emergency room nurse for 30 years who survived an attempted murder on her life by a hit man in Oregon. She fought like a warrior, killed her attacker and still showed incredible compassion towards her ex-husband for ordering the hit. A Susan is a prepared fighter who won’t back down in protecting themself or others. If they have to end you they will, but they won’t enjoy it because they value human and are very empathetic.
Wow! Did that person seriously just get hit by another driver and rush over to see if they’re okay? What a total Susan.
by Kraken Attaq January 24, 2021
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Susan Beals-ing

Slapping somebody with reality instead of letting them live in delusion
“I am this close to Susan Beals-ing that girl who thinks she’s all that.”
by snoopysuber June 25, 2025
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Susan

A lady of genuine kindness. Someone who is pure of heart and too innocent to deal with street culture. If you mess with her head she will eventually be broken Someone who has a kind heart that can eventually become vengeful or alone and bitter hating the world.
Susan is so nice, too nice, whats her deal. How can we get one over on Susan.
by Antithesis77 April 9, 2022
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Susan

Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)
"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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Pulling a susan

When someone asks you a very specific question and you refrain from answering or change the subject.

Best on everybody's favourite practitioner Susan Wojcicki.
Everytime I ask him anything he just keeps pulling a susan.
by Just_Jazz January 6, 2020
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