Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
by ……: December 12, 2024
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Golden Susan

when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.
bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1
by unicef is fake December 14, 2022
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sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.
This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.
by Mackenzie scout August 04, 2021
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Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.
Bro, she's gonna get susaned
by ebaril101 October 31, 2019
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Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.
Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.
by susansusansusan April 03, 2013
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Susan’s Pub

The greatest bar in the world. Free snacks, pool table, cheap drinks what more could you want. The bartenders are very friendly and love to chat. Its a great place to pregame and have a few drinks before you catch a train to the city. Susan’s pub is an absolute beauty and truly a magical place. Located in Bethpage NY, Susan’s is a hidden gem that’s making a comeback in 2022
Let’s go to Susan’s Pub for happy hour
by wigglenation July 01, 2022
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Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 10, 2019
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