Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.

P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!

by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022

Sloth

When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.

Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.

by dookieman101 September 21, 2011

Sid The Sloth

Noah looks like Sid The Sloth, and sounds like him too!

Person 1: Is that Sid the Sloth?
Person 2: Nah, that’s just Noah!

by Gangbang76 June 1, 2025

E-Sloth

A person who is too lazy to copy and paste a web address into their search bar

Person: Can you send me a link. I keep clicking it and it does not work.
Me: Copy and past it into your search bar you fucking E-Sloth

by drimmortal May 8, 2019

Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies

1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks

Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras

by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017