HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”

Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018

Seasoned ornithologist

A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.

Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.

by slashdotat April 8, 2010

nog season

The period between thanksgiving and christmas. This perod is often celebrated by drinking copious ammounts of Eggnog at holiday parties.

I must have gained ten pound pounds last year during nog season.

by damonswrong November 29, 2013

Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.

Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"

by Wintera83 September 16, 2018

stack season

A period of time where you save your money. Stack your racks

I'm tryna buy a car soon it's stack season!

by M.stone January 1, 2018

Season Burning

The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.

I had to call out of work this morning bc I was season burning ALL of shameless last night.

by cdb.phillybluntz March 13, 2014

Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.

1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.

by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011