poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her

yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy

by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017

Poon Buffoon

When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.

Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!

by Fat Cats Fat February 22, 2011

Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"

Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .

by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018

Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.

Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon

by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021

poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride

Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have

by Poonspert May 10, 2004

poon-punch

when you punch a bitch in the vagina

dat bitch was up in my face so i gave her a well deserved poon-punch

by Corey Light October 7, 2006