Polish tuxedo

An outfit consisting of sweatpants and a zip up sweatjacket that are both the same color, most likely adidas, reebok, or nike.

See paulie walnuts/niko belic wearing a polish tuxedo

by good things 23 May 27, 2011

polish sixpack

whilest fingering a girl, take your middle finger and stick it in her ass. Now, squeeze your pointer and middle fingers together and then pull. (similar to the motion of picking up a sixpack of beer.

while i was finger-blasting Mary i got a finger in her ass and gave her a polish sixpack

by LiCiOuS March 10, 2003

polish shower

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

by uncle jimmy June 28, 2006

Polish Corridor

The act in which a virgin of German decent is anally penetrated by a Polish sausage so that when the sausage is extracted it leaves their anal cavities gape massively.

"Hans, where did you go after the party?"
"I gave a polish corridor to my 16 year old girlfriend"
"Wow, how large did it gape?"
"5 cm"
"I've done better."

by Euphemism May 12, 2014

Polish Foreplay

Throwing attitude back and forth while one eats a steaming potato in a dark room.

Gee chris, All this polish foreplay really has me ready for a polish bike ride.

by littlemscupcake November 12, 2009

Polish Slumlord

A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.

Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Polish Bagpipes

A sexual act in which someone sucks on the balls while jacking off the dick.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me the Polish Bagpipes. Or. She treated my junk like a set of Polish Bagpipes.

by Badman14411 November 27, 2013