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Neil

A very short homosexual who is known for his awful humor. Despite this, he still thinks he is funny. He failed every test in school so he works as a male stripper now. He has spent most of his life sucking the tip of it
"What's that?"
"That's Neil.
by ZacAttak October 29, 2025
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Neil

The most interesting and smartest man alive. He is always social and makes good friends anywhere he goes. Has a good sense of humor and puts others before himself. Let not these traits fool you as he is secretly plotting to take over the world. Under all the superficial exterior is the embodiment of black air force energy.
"Hey, Dave have you met Neil? "Yeah, he's a really nice guy, All hail the coming of the Destroyer" "Wtf, Dave?"
by The5rings November 23, 2021
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Neils

amazing dude with 6 packs most handsome beau-gosse man youll see
written by Neils
by neils bg aka sunquick4u December 5, 2023
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Neil

Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
Hey who is that short kid?

Oh! That tree stump? Thats neil!
by Savycookie06 October 21, 2019
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Neil

Neil is a crazy boy. Very weird. He does not know how to dress and wears weird white jacket. He loves dancing with girls in clubs. He is like a prince but an oriental one. He lives in villas in Morocco.
Ho here is Neil. He is such a prince.

Neil is such a lover.
by princewilly November 22, 2021
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Neil

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.
Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!
by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021
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Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
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