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Jared Gavin

A total dick

Over reacts

and is always wrong but doesnt admit it.
Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.
by pr4 dude November 6, 2013
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jared kleinman

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
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Jared’s Pose

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area
Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser
by Fat Mano March 31, 2020
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Jared duce

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
There’s that jared duce prick again
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018
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Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .
Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023
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Jared Kenney

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
“Are you tired Jared Kenney?” “No I’m Jared, Nice to meet you.” “That’s such a Jared thing to say”
by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021
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jared lane

An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure
Girl 1: he beat me

Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole
by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017
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