by pr4 dude November 6, 2013

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021

by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021

by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017
